One day I went to my school and after a while I noticed people are making weird faces looking at me and then I realized that I have forgot to wear my pants. A moment of shock..n then a breath of relief. Thanks to the morning breeze that woke me up.
Why this happened to me? This is due to the rulers of this EGOsystem who named me EGO and due to that people keep laughing at me n bullying me and thus I am having these weird nightmares.
Do you wonder what they say?
People’s Ego is so big because he has a big belly.
EGO bites. Please I am not a Dog though I bit my nephew’s fingers once.
Why don’t you let your e go. Initially I used to think they are referring to my girlfriend.
The blame is on Einstein as well, he said Ego= 1/ Knowledge and so people call me insane.
And now my wife makes fun of me every time by saying ego is equivalent to dustbin.
He told me the recipe to be the strongest and introduced me to 7 demons of the vicious circle. These demons feed on body, mind n soul and they left behind the demonic Croatoan virus with which these humans lives day in and day out and it overtakes them completely even in dreams and almost every single action.The fear and the misconceptions help them grow. But Satan warned me these are also one of the keys which can help humans to detox their livers and transform their dragons with the help of this knowledge on internet.
So, I found new ways and added element of social and impure ego in all of these demons.
Demon no.1 helps one to belittle, diminish n undervalue oneself. He starts with humility on positive pole and keep on feeding with the fear of inadequacy till it reaches the stage of self-abasement I.e. excessive, unwarranted humility n being trapped in vicious circle of self- criticism. He is known as Self- Deprecation.
I can’t get a single girlfriend and not even a boyfriend, I am useless.
2ND in the line is Self- Destruction who lets namby-pamby humans to sabotage, punish and harm themselves. Though it starts with self sacrifice but it grows with the fear of loss of control and grows till suicide and immolation.
That girl abandoned me as I am having a tummy which I can’t get rid of and it’s 11th time and now I am going to kill myself.
3rd Demon is Martyrdom due to which humans will deny responsibility for oneself. It starts with selflessness and largens with the fear of worthlessness to victimisation, mortification. Sir, I sent the police force on the spot at the earliest but it reached just 5 minutes after the murder. It’s not our mistake it’s what we learn from movies. Isn’t it?
4th Demon is one of my favorite. It will make humans resist the change in one’s life. Though it can lead to wilfulness and determination but with the fear of change and new situations it will lead to obstinacy and give birth to Stubbornness.
This is my seat and I will sit here only and that too with my bags. Remember this melodrama from some of the school kids. See how the demon feeds even on children.
And then comes Greed of selfishness and over indulgence fuelled by the lack of not having enough. It begins with egoism and desire and ends at voracity and gluttony. I am not having enough followers and facebook friends what should I do now?
My Demon no. 6 is the Arrogance which lets humans to inflate, exalt, and overvalue themselves. Though it forms pride and with fear of vulnerability it reaches to vanity. Let him go mom, he will come tomorrow again because he can’t get any better girl than me.
Demon no. 7. Sam I will be there in 5 minutes. After half an hour, I just said give me 5 minutes. It’s over. Yes, that the demon of Impatience fed by delay, obstruction and frustration. It starts with audacity on positive note but with the fear of loss or missed opportunities it ends with intolerance.
Now you know The 7 demons make me strong and the key to control each of them but still you can’t beat me- The Boss, EGO. If you want to try first ask your wife to skip her make up and then we can talk